What do you wish moms would have told you before you had children?
I wish someone would have told me that I needed to increase my kegal work. It would have saved me from embarrassment when I peed my pants racing my daughter around the house. Or when I sneeze and pee my pants. Or when my husband tickles me and I pee my pants. I have more accidents than a toddler.
What am I, 85 years old? Do I need to be saving coupons for Depends? I'm seriously doing my kegals as I type. I heard once, and I'm not kidding, that someone's grandmother's uterus literally fell out of her body. She was 95 years old, but still!
I can see it now, sitting at lunch with my old lady friends and I say, "Oh shit, Harriet, my uterus just fell out. Could you be a dear and bring the car around for me? Thanks."
Another reason to continue kegals...sex. Per an anonymous friend (who told this to me during a business lunch) explained that sex with her husband is "like throwing a hotdog down a hallyway."
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